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- If guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns.
- Pain is only weakness leaving your body.
- Be an adult and not a kid befor you piss lift the lid.
- Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
- If you cant beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
- When you choke a Smurf, what color dose it turn?
- Never underestimate stupid people in large groups.
- A world with out string is chaos. (dose this mean a world with out chaos is string???)
- If you stick you hand out of the window to far, it will go home in another car.
- Its better to have a bottle in front of me, then a frontal lobotomy.
- Two wrongs dont make a right, but three rights make a left.
- Alwasy remember.... your unique, just like every one else.....
- KKK = Sheet for brains
- War dose not decide whos Right, but whos Left.
- Constipated people dont give a shit.
- F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DRN.
- I need a new windshield for my Ford....sound like a good trade?
- If a man is standing in the middle of a forest speaking, and there are no woman around to hear him - is he still wrong???(women tell me "yes he is" and men say "umm well no")
- Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things.
- Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets arent going as ghosts but as mattresses?
- Is there another word of synonym?
- Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Whad do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
- Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
- Why is it that a pizza guy can get to your house faster then the cops?
- Why is it that there are stores with no doors, yet they chain the pens to the counter?
- Why do stores make sick people walk clear to the back of the store to get their meds, but healthy people can buy smokes at the front of the store?
- Is it true that cannibals dont eat clowns because they taste funny?
- A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they dont necessarily want to go buy ought to.
Ever Wonder?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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